Hasn't anybody
Hasn't anybody noticed Paul Neilan's slacker masterpiece, Apathy and other small victories. It begins with the funniest paragraph I can remember a book beginning with(if you have favorites please submit) and never gets less funny throughout. Neilan has the magical ability to make fun of everything he touches--rather like Julie Hecht, but he is also naughty in a way Hecht has never been. Shane the slacker hero who is just trying to pass his boring life without attracting trouble, spends a few months in a town working temp jobs, getting by. He gets stuck in a town when he is accused of murdering his deaf dental assistant and is bullied by musclebound female aggessor into pretending to love her and into taking the dullest imaginable office job. It's all funny. Every sentence made me giddy. It is a 17.95 hardcover from Von Holtzbrink. Buy it. Have pleasure. If anyone tries to tell you it's in poor taste, push them down and hurt their feelings.
and Lori Lansens has written what may be the best novel so far this year in The Girls, a novel of conjoint twins stressing the medical condition as a gift of intimacy rather than a freakish mistake. The girls are 29, the longest living of any twins joined at the scull. A secret triumph for the girls. One has an aneurism that could bust at any time, so both know their lives are short. Their lives are eventful for rural Canadians. Lansens has managed to make scenes live with a certain brightness about them. Another brilliant book by a Canadian author. They're better than us. They can't help it. I've been talking to the publicity people at Little Brown and they can't get people, who are happy to plunk down their money for a weak Ann Tyler to try a piece of genuine literature. Breaks my fucking heart.
misternouse
